Digital Magic Beans is a parody.

These beans have no investment value, no resale market, and no expectation of return. This is not a security, not a token, not a cryptocurrency, and not advice. Paid beans are mechanically identical to free beans — all paid revenue is donated to charity. The joke is that we're honest about it.

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